Phil-ism Friday #3

“Phil-ism”…something said or done by The Younger Boy that incites laughter, bewilderment, or joy.

Today’s “Phil-isms” are brought to you by Ibuprofen…my drug of choice when dealing with Philip induced headaches.

 

“Mom, your scarf smells like you when you leave church.” –Philip, age 6
“Ummmm…ok.  What do I smell like when I leave church?” –Me
“Holy.”

 

“I need to start workin’ on my body.  I want big muscles.  I want ’em so big that they rip my shirt.  Oh yeah…I’ll look goooooood.”

“When I get married, I’m going on a honeymoon to Viagra Falls.”

 

Terrifying words to hear…”Hey Mom!  I bet I can stand in the bathtub and pee in the toilet.”
Never before has The Husband yelled, “Noooooo!” so quickly.

 

Phil-ism Friday #1
Phil-ism Friday #2

 

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7 thoughts on “Phil-ism Friday #3

  1. May Phil and Critter (aka, Garrick) NEVER meet! The universe might implode or something. I know you and I would be the worse for wear of it, that’s for sure. Like two master minds cavorting… ***she shudders***

    Love your words, lady!
    p

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