“Phil-ism”…something said or done by The Younger Boy that incites laughter, bewilderment, or joy.
Today’s “Phil-isms” are brought to you by Ibuprofen…my drug of choice when dealing with Philip induced headaches.
“Mom, your scarf smells like you when you leave church.” –Philip, age 6
“Ummmm…ok. What do I smell like when I leave church?” –Me
“I need to start workin’ on my body. I want big muscles. I want ’em so big that they rip my shirt. Oh yeah…I’ll look goooooood.”
“When I get married, I’m going on a honeymoon to Viagra Falls.”
Terrifying words to hear…”Hey Mom! I bet I can stand in the bathtub and pee in the toilet.”
Never before has The Husband yelled, “Noooooo!” so quickly.