Phil-ism Friday #4

“Phil-ism”…something said or done by The Younger Boy that incites laughter, bewilderment, or joy.

We sometimes lovingly refer to Philip as “Captain Random.”  The kid will say the weirdest things, out of nowhere.  Today’s Phil-isms are perfect examples:

“Hey Mom!  Guess what?  Boys don’t shave their arm pits, but ladies do.  Well…at least hot ladies do.”  (said at age 4)
Disturbing.  On many levels.

 

“In the middle of the night, I’m gonna sneak in your room and cut your toe nails…just for fun.”  (age 6)

 

“Did you know that we are all action figures?”  Yeah, people are action figures, and God is playing with us.”  (age 4)

 

And my personal favorite…
As we were walking out of the local fruit market one morning, Philip looks at this woman and says, “Psst, my mom’s a zombie.” (age 5)
Thanks son, because my life was missing odd looks from strangers.  I am now complete…

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