I know all kids are special in their own ways, but Philip truly amazes me. Check out his letter to Santa:
In case you can’t see his words or understand his handwriting/spelling, here’s what his letter says:
Merry early Christmas. Do you ever sleep? Do you ever vacation? Puck’s horrible Santa! I’m a big fan of your work. How can you get around the world? How many presents can your gang <make?> in one day? For Christmas, can I please have=
Mom to feel good
No weapons in 1 week
Ninja Turtle toys
I’m on his Christmas list, along with a version of world peace. How sweet is that?!? My boys are so exceptional!
On another note, I find it hilarious that he wants there to be no more weapons but then asks for a ninja. I guess ninjas are so dangerous, they don’t need weapons.
I also find it disturbing that he is asking for ninjas, rather than ninja toys (as specified for other things). Is he wanting a real life ninja? I wouldn’t be surprised if that were the case. Does Santa deliver other humans as gifts?
If so, I want a maid.